How a seven year old explains sex!?

Question

Little Melvin was 7 years old and like
other boys his age rather
curious.

He had been hearing quite a bit
about 'making out'
from the older boys, and he wondered
what it was
and how it was done.

One day he took his question to his
mother, who
became rather flustered. Instead of
explaining
things to Ramy, she told him to hide
behind the
curtains one night and watch his older
sister and
her boyfriend.

This he did. The following morning,
Melvin described EVERYTHING to his mother.

"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for
a while,
then he turned off most of the lights.
Then he
started kissing and hugging her. I
figured 'Sis must
be getting sick, because her face started
looking
funny.

He must have thought so too, because he
put his
hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,
just the
way the doctor would. Except he's not as
smart as
the doctor because he seemed to have
trouble
finding her heart. I guess he was getting
sick too,
because pretty soon both of them started
panting
and getting all out of breath.

His other hand must have been cold
because he
put it under her skirt.

About this time 'Sis got worse and began
to moan

Answer 1

This is the first part of an e-mail that's been doing the rounds for years - yes funny but why not try to put it all on by deleting all the spaces or don't bother

Answer 2

Damn, I wish my mom was that cool.

Answer 3

I hear that Elphaba!!

Answer 4

wow how, different..but funny

Answer 5

uhh, i dont get where the funny part comes in????????