After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she assured him in her most scornful one. "You made a complete a** of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the chairman of the company to his face."
"He's an arrogant, self-important pr***, pi** on him!"
"You did. All over his suit, " Louise informed him. "And he fired you."
"Well, f*** him," said John.
"I did. You're back at work on Monday."
2006-10-29 07:25:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i like that one!
2006-10-29 07:28:33 · answer #1 · answered by EllieMae 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Naughty, but funny!
2006-10-29 15:29:14 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
id say he was an irresponsible jerk--but since shes such a sl**, well..... yeah,i have a hangover- so i couldnt think of anything funny- sorry.
2006-10-29 15:29:42 · answer #3 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol that's funny
2006-10-29 17:28:58 · answer #4 · answered by fred k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GET A LIFE #$@%
2006-10-29 17:34:56 · answer #5 · answered by mistery person 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
2006-10-29 16:14:18 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ sexylove ♥ 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice...
2006-10-29 15:28:40 · answer #7 · answered by Ken and Wendy M 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋