You only need one nail to hang a picture.
Anyone else got a religious joke?
2006-10-29 07:17:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My friend asked me why there were no photos of Jesus. She then said, oh yeah, there was no film.
She was serious.
Funny joke.
We're going to he!!
2006-10-29 07:19:53 · answer #1 · answered by Saffernellie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hows this for a religous joke
Jesus was walking through Jerusalem followed by his entourage when he came across a group of women who were about to stone another woman to death. When jesus asked Why they told him it was because she was a prostitute. Seeing the chance to impart a bit of his wisdom Jesus stepped forward and said, "let she who is without sin cast the first stone"
Suddenly from somewhre in the crowd behind him a stone appeared, flew straight over his head and hit the prostitute full in the face.
Jesus turned around and said "You know mother, sometimes you really piss me off"
2006-10-29 07:46:16 · answer #2 · answered by malcy 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I love religious jokes, I'm booked on a one way ticket to heat city
2006-11-01 08:11:05 · answer #3 · answered by shnorkings 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't got any of these jokes (hate to be shot down by lightening. But the one of Jesus being put up for the night did make me laugh
2006-10-29 10:06:58 · answer #4 · answered by irosheyes 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!
Well, this isn't really a joke, but it still makes me laugh....in the book of Genesis somewhere, it talks about Mary & Joseph riding around looking for a place to rest or something like that. And it says, "....and Mary broke wind upon the donkey..."
I think farting on ANY animal is a bit rude...
2006-10-29 07:21:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No that is not humorous. you mustn't funny tale about someone that gave His existence for you! He did it so that you does not ought to! by technique of how. the version is that Jesus is alive and the photo isn't and likely doesn't even appear like Him.
2016-12-05 08:35:21 · answer #6 · answered by fiddler 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four stakes down on the counter and says
"can you put me up for the night"
Im now off to say three hail Mary's, and repent for my sins......
2006-10-29 07:59:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
jesus wandered into a inn carrying 2 nails and a big mallet,the inn-keeper asked jesus:How can i help you sir? jesus replied:is there any chance you could put me up for the night!
2006-10-29 08:05:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good! Jesus after all was the worlds first pin-up!!
2006-10-29 07:29:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Thats awful.
2006-10-29 12:58:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋