A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
"I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,"
He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
And she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet,
But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..
Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues.
65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"
2006-10-29 06:47:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph,
The wife turns to him and smiles.
"The airbag."
2006-10-29 06:48:04 · update #1
hahah lol, that was funny
2006-10-29 06:50:51 · answer #1 · answered by what?! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just to show that most MEN are DOGS!!!! They want Everything and if they can't have their way or you ain't as good as someone else, you are out of the picture!!!!
2006-10-29 15:58:53 · answer #2 · answered by afinechic_2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Moral of the Story:
"never ask for divorced if you are not at the driver's seat..."
2006-10-29 15:08:34 · answer #3 · answered by Squall_22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-10-29 14:58:58 · answer #4 · answered by man Aye 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Thank you.
2006-10-29 14:52:31 · answer #5 · answered by MARIA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and she say's you can have all that. right now i have control over your life.
2006-10-29 14:55:11 · answer #6 · answered by nobody 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aaah, powerful,confident,(a lil overreactive),strong women---that was funny
2006-10-29 14:53:03 · answer #7 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a great joke
2006-10-29 14:51:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the best I ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-29 15:04:24 · answer #9 · answered by farhan ferdous 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol wow....
2006-10-29 15:01:58 · answer #10 · answered by Courtney(: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋