If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?
2006-10-29 06:21:12 · 18 answers · asked by virtualrealitys 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
thats a really good quote...im going to steal it and put it in my blog...but who wrote it so i can credit?♥
2006-10-29 06:24:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?
That should not be funny.
If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?
This one aslo should not be funny.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Guess its not blind after all.
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Duh, people.
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
onety two
onety three
onety four
Hey this sounds stupid lets say eleven, twelve, thirteen, ect....
Thats why!!
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
Thats like the Pepsi worker drinking a Coke lol.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
No clue on how to answer this one.
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
To recieve the help.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?
As long as it doesn't hit me I could care less.
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?
Tap water for me, what doesnt kill me will only make me stronger.
2006-10-29 06:37:22 · answer #2 · answered by Umm Ali 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?
Yes, anyone you spin around a few times will become disoriented.
If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Because they are called Dutch.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
They're popular because love makes people blind. (hey, who else finds lacy garments too itchy to wear?)
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
"Meeeeee!"
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Why isn't it pronounced "tenty one" then?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
Yes, just as Nescafe employees take tea breaks.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
No, they won't, it might stab the kid in the mouth.
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
To be helped, silly!
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?
No, I don't want to find out either!
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?
No, that's why they buy them!
2006-10-29 19:56:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know the answer to a single one of these questions, but i thought that i would let u know i loved ur question!It made me smile,i was answering questions in religion and spirituality and i got weighed down by all the fighting in there.
2006-10-29 06:33:31 · answer #4 · answered by Sunrise 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love may be blind, but lust has eyes bugging out like in an old Bugs Bunny cartoon
Oh, and Tums spelled backwards is smut
2006-10-29 06:37:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it confuses my preliminary step in direction of answering...yet via the time i write i'm enlightened ;) on the different hand i think of...a query and the answer to it.. the two come to a style with reference to the "certainty". the two one in each of them are necessary, because of the fact answering a query does sparkling the doubt yet a doubt is needed for an answer to sparkling it. it relatively is the reason...the question is nearly a medium which asks for the reality..wherein an answer aspects the reality... so i think of the two. yet while the reality is there...it relatively is going to ultimately shine...on the respond besides because of the fact the question and interior the eyes of the answerer ;) (you ask hard questions...It stressful circumstances my wits!) desire i helped even somewhat.
2016-10-20 23:20:30 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, I guess he does.
I don't know.
Because it makes ya' feel good!:-P
Um, yougurt?
Yet again I don't know.
If they are allergic to tea.
I guess.
They are here for points.
No.
I guess not.
Now I have a question for you. Why is it that I have a life, but I still answered all of your pointless questions?
2006-10-29 06:43:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thought Provoking Questions...Hypothetical I think they call these kind of questions that don't beg an answer...
2006-10-29 06:30:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you just want to show us how smart you are to post this, lol.
i like the evian water thing
2006-10-29 06:23:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
on fridays yes . I call em holes . lust sees fine . eat me . because . yes . yes. to receive r help. little bit faster. no evian.
2006-10-29 06:51:31 · answer #10 · answered by jmmysmallwood 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like these kinds of questions
2006-10-29 06:25:03 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋