2 muslim women walking down the road with tight fitting rucksacks, when one said to the other "does my bomb look big in this?" ........................
2 muslim mothers walking down the road when one asks " hows your son el rab?" the other replies "oh he went to spain and got on a train and it blew up"
so the other asks " hows your daughter injeeta?" oh she went to the gazza strip and went in a club and it blew up"
aww said the other one "the problem these days is that our kids blow up so quickly"...................................
a muslim woman knocked on a mans door the other day complete with full head dress, the man didnt open the door, he just spoke to her through the letterbox, when she went to walk away he asked her " now how do you like it ?"
2006-10-29 05:50:02 · 24 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny haha.
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2006-10-29 21:53:46 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The first joke very funny,second one been here before,keep up the good work and ignore the idiots who do not have a sense of humour,lol
2006-10-29 17:06:44 · answer #2 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Is it racism? If we made the jokes aout an Irish person, would you complain? Truthfully now!
Christians are expected to take jokes on the chin, Jews too. Soon as it is a muslim joke, everyone screams racism and some muslims go mad, saying that they should not make fun of a peace loving religion, or followers of that religion will kill you. Weird!!!!
2006-10-29 14:20:45 · answer #3 · answered by acidedge2004 3 · 7⤊ 3⤋
These are JOKES.
And they came with a disclaimer, for crissakes!!!
Two words for a couple of folks: Anger Management
In case these folks hadn't noticed, this board is filled to overflowing with jokes about every conceivable race, religion, sexual orientation, you name it. SO WHAT?!? If it was so gd offensive to you, what are you doing reading it in the first place? LIGHTEN UP. No one else who is the "target" of any of these JOKES is up on a soapbox, and CERTAINLY no one else is foaming at the mouth with such rage and hatred. YIKES. The day we have to censor our humor is the day we might as well all pack it up.
2006-10-29 14:57:51 · answer #4 · answered by happy heathen 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋
They did make me laugh but someone posted the last one the other day.
2006-10-29 13:55:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Pathetic
Worst.
2006-10-29 14:54:14 · answer #6 · answered by man Aye 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
keep it up its funny how else can we laugh at stuff and not get stressed out with fear of what could or won't happen.. live ya life and they need to loosen up and laugh more and maybe America won't be so stressed out on RX drugs and be so fat get out and exercise and laugh use those lungs
2006-10-29 13:57:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
the person who said the thing about the question mark:Yahoo! answers automattically does that if you do not put a question mark at the end of your question
2006-10-29 13:59:46 · answer #8 · answered by gungrave4531 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Love it, love it love it. Made me laugh.... Keep em coming!!!!!
2006-10-29 17:59:31 · answer #9 · answered by irosheyes 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
so what the f**k is the question!! dumb mother f**ker. no one cares about your s**t jokes they just want your f**king points.
SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE THEM TO ME YOU DUMB A** C**T.
by the way mate, if this message offends you,
DO NOT READ IT.
2006-10-29 14:52:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 4⤋