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a mans c u m to taste like say strawberry icecream...

Women would be at it the whole day....

2006-10-29 05:47:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink Non-Alcoholic Drinks

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OMG, you have to be kidding right? You really ask a question like this? Don't you realize that God DID NOT create it to taste pleasing. You dip, he made it taste bad so that women would not care too much about the taste therefore less of that would be happening. If all things in sex were made for man's pleasure, the whole world would be at it and nothing would be taken care of. He made things like that for a reason. He wants his people out doing good deeds and spreading his word so more people can be saved, not at home in the bed eating strawberry ice cream and cotton candy!

2006-10-29 07:07:45 · answer #1 · answered by SKayeMesqTX 2 · 0 2

This is a somewhat sexist question and also does not make sense. It is akin to someone saying "If God intended man to fly, he would have given us wings...."
Having said that, I have known women who actually like the taste of semen......dangerous as they could get AIDS from swallowing it.
So perhaps there you have your answer: there are certain substances, many of them human, that should NOT be swallowed, and therefore do not taste of strawberry ice-cream. Nature has worked out things pretty well.
Incidentally, I HATE strawberry ice-cream!

2006-10-29 18:55:00 · answer #2 · answered by simon2blues 4 · 0 0

As hilarious as you think you are and as deep and wondrous as your question is. There is a price to be paid for gutter mentality. The price is you remain in the gutter, you mix with others who also wade through the gutter and endure a life void of stimulation and all of the benefits that life could offer you. If I were you I'd take myself a little more seriously and climb out of the gutter before you run out of options. To reside there is utter hell on earth, is that to be your genetic line's future ? Your family line through the generations up to you to expire as a mere guttersnipe, you shall be placed upon a pedestal riddled with woodworm. It is only a matter of time before you fall and the pedestal crumbles into nothing.

2006-10-29 06:24:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Or alternatively, it would kill off sales of strawberry icecream. I just can't see myself looking for Ben and Jerry's spermatoza in the supermarket.

2006-10-29 05:53:44 · answer #4 · answered by White_Clothes_Scare_Me 2 · 1 0

Dukie has it wrong. In fact many other animals have sex for pleasure. Dolphins, chimpanzees to name only two.
Can you imagine how tired you'd get of strawberry ice cream if you knew it tasted the same as your Giza. How nasty.

2006-10-29 05:53:36 · answer #5 · answered by letem haveit 4 · 0 0

Maybe because god doesn't exist outside the minds of humans, and didn't create anything?

Besides, not everyone likes strawberry ice cream.

2006-10-29 10:28:42 · answer #6 · answered by lauriekins 5 · 0 1

Wriiiiiiiight

2006-10-29 06:56:12 · answer #7 · answered by Ateviel 3 · 0 0

Saying WOMEN would be at it all day smacks of exclusion and discrimination. You may even have broken a law.

2006-10-29 06:08:04 · answer #8 · answered by lulu 6 · 1 0

Would you eat strawberry ice cream out of a dirty, smelly container - think not.

2006-10-29 05:52:33 · answer #9 · answered by Ally 5 · 3 0

He only had 7 days to create everything so he couldn't think about everything in as much detail as we would like...

2006-10-29 05:55:28 · answer #10 · answered by strummer 3 · 0 1

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