A muslim woman came round to my house last night.
I didn't let her in, I just talked to her through the letter box - she how she friggin likes it...
2006-10-29 05:39:01 · 27 answers · asked by Ali 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Go ahead!! heard it b4 but youll surely get sum wierdos abusin ya for it hen...keep it up x...I went to my first muslim birthday party yesterday......fastest f***ing pass the parcel Ive ever seen!!!
2006-10-29 06:27:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well oviously the muslim woman is a spico or just like talking to anounimous people
2006-10-29 13:41:32 · answer #2 · answered by Miguel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"
"Yeah," says the other cowboy.
"Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."
Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."
"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"
The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."
2006-10-29 13:47:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats been here at least 20 times this week and still makes me laugh.
2006-10-29 21:01:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah aahh hah hahahahahaha! you look like such a dork in those glasses!...just kidding. ive heard that joke more than 10 times now--w/in less than a week!
2006-10-29 13:46:39 · answer #5 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now one can take a joke
2006-10-29 13:41:42 · answer #6 · answered by mr.blank 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this so called joke is asked every flipping day
2006-10-29 13:41:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Lol thats gd. Can someone explain to me this joke.
What's the hardest thing about roller blading?................Telling your dad your gay.
2006-10-29 13:42:20 · answer #8 · answered by coolrichard2 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Had this one last week.
2006-10-29 13:41:41 · answer #9 · answered by XhappytalkX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, but I bet you get some abuse for it.
2006-10-29 13:41:13 · answer #10 · answered by Ally 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋