she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
"Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!"
"I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!"
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
2006-10-29 05:18:49 · 19 answers · asked by akelaamy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!"
Another runner moved a long side. "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?"
Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
"Nope........just when it's raining.
2006-10-29 05:19:29 · update #1
lol, he had his "raincoat"
2006-10-29 05:21:49 · answer #1 · answered by Joshie Lee 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
lol A fairy walks into a bar and sits down next to an Irishman. He turns to her and says "hey, can you grant me three wishes?"
"Sure, what'll it be?"
"I want a pint of beer that is never empty."
She waved her wand, and *poof* a pint of cold beer appeared on the bar. The man grabbed it, downed it in one gulp and by the time he had placed it back on the bar it was full.
"So what's your next wish?"
"I'll take two more of these."
2006-10-29 13:23:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Thats a funny one.
2006-10-29 14:13:57 · answer #3 · answered by heath 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Now i am glad i took time to read that one, really funny LMAO
2006-10-29 13:30:19 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Its a Nice Joke dear ..
2006-10-29 14:01:05 · answer #5 · answered by syed 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
haha lol lmao rotflol lmaonframfoc
2006-10-29 13:22:50 · answer #6 · answered by google_sucks980 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
heheheheehehe
but a good massage in it keep it up
2006-10-29 13:22:22 · answer #7 · answered by ravishr 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny...i dont get the last part whys someone eyeing him and the answer threw me off
2006-10-29 13:22:08 · answer #8 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
very funny lmao
2006-10-29 13:33:50 · answer #9 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i like that one keep em coming
2006-10-29 13:21:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
interesting
2006-10-29 13:20:52 · answer #11 · answered by OldMovieFan12 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋