A young lad answers, wearing his mums negligee, stockings, suspenders, Big fat cigar in one hand, glass of wine in the other. "Is your mom in son." he asks. The lad looks up at him and said.........."Does it effin' look like it"
2006-10-29 05:10:49 · 28 answers · asked by steve e 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey scrambul 20+ people thought it was funny. YOU didn't. Me thinks you need a humour transplant, Knave.
2006-10-30 06:59:18 · update #1
lmao, nice 1
2006-10-29 05:12:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
TRUE STORY!
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity.
To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil.
2006-10-29 13:28:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How is a joke a question? That was intended to be joke - yes?
When will you people come up with something original?
This kinda thing was old hat in the '20's - the 1720's!
Read some early authors like Shakespear and Chaucer even Bacon, - they are all 20 times funnier than YOU.
2006-10-29 14:04:46 · answer #3 · answered by scrambulls 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Teeheeheeheeheeheeheee
2006-10-29 21:19:50 · answer #4 · answered by ~Grace~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1.... 2 points for me
2006-10-29 13:14:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yee haa love it lmao
2006-10-29 13:14:53 · answer #6 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, pmsl gotta be told at work tomoz
2006-11-01 16:08:30 · answer #7 · answered by shnorkings 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please don't tell me you have been at my door when I was out - knew there was something funny about my son.
2006-10-29 13:13:41 · answer #8 · answered by Ally 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like thats never happend to you
2006-10-29 13:15:03 · answer #9 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-30 15:03:53 · answer #10 · answered by bluebottle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋