2006-10-29 05:06:24 · 16 answers · asked by Sarah-Louise H 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
"I've never seen an angel fly so low" Bleeeeuuuuuuugh
2006-10-29 05:08:15 · answer #1 · answered by ~Grace~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was working ina bar with my sister, we were always getting corny drunk chat up lines. The problem was, I was really slow at thinking of a comeback line, whereas my sister was fantastic at it!
The worst chat up line - but the best comeback:
Come over her and sit on my face
why, is you nose bigger than your c.ock?
His face was a classic!
2006-10-29 05:11:37 · answer #2 · answered by noggintrude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you mean pick up line... I work in a gas station and I'm a fairly attractive girl , so I hear it all day long.. lol.... My favorite was.
Me: "Wow, you're sure in here a lot."
Him: " Yeah, I know, it's just because I've been wanting to ask you to come and sit on my lap so we can talk about the first thing that pops up..."
So corny and so old.. really funny to me.. he was like 60 something years old.. another one was:
Me; " HI, how are you?"
Him: "Fine, except for one thing... can I ask you a question?"
Me: " Sure, go ahead..."
Him: "Well, I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
Totally lame... and he was MARRIED!!! Can you believe that? LOL...
2006-10-29 05:17:13 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Couldn't say, but in a club one night I heard the best put down line...one lad (in a group of about six or seven), kept trying corny chat up lines on a group of girls..;after a while he said to one of the girls..."how do you like your eggs in the morning?"...she replied "unfertilized...piss off"
2006-10-29 06:50:50 · answer #4 · answered by murphy51024 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sarah_Lou, i know your really talking to me, and you look really lovely tonight. Is that a blush i can see? I love what you,ve done to your hair, and yes i am free so where can we meet, or is this too soon for you? I hate to rush you but i,ve been dieing to become a DAD since i was 13.
2006-10-29 05:15:10 · answer #5 · answered by Purple 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ain't Fred Flinstone but I can make your bedrock. And this one.
-Do you like math?
-Yea.
-Let's add us together, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and let's multiply.
or:
You remind me of a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you.
I have heard a whole lot more but I don't think you have the time for them all.
2006-10-29 05:19:22 · answer #6 · answered by lolly679 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who tolk the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes. or ars your feet sore because you have been running through my mind all night.lol they r old.
2006-10-29 07:24:14 · answer #7 · answered by too4barbie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The worst one is "If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together ..."
Puke!
2006-10-29 05:08:47 · answer #8 · answered by Funky Little Spacegirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bloke was driving past in his car, he pulled over and said....
Hi, I was wondering if you could give me some directions, I said- yeah, where are you trying to get to?
He said, your bedroom.........
2006-10-29 05:10:55 · answer #9 · answered by kayleigh e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in! That one always makes me laugh!
2006-10-29 05:18:23 · answer #10 · answered by oxEmmaxo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋