Does anyone speak Czech?

Question

If anyone speaks Czech would you be willing to help me learn it? Like just teach me some common phrases that a textbook couldn't teach. (I mean things such as common slang in Prague (preferably) and idioms, that kind of stuff) Dík!

Answer 1

I don't speak Czech either ( I wish! :) but I know a site, where you can find someone who speaks it willing to help you..that help me a lot learning english and french , maybe it can also help you. Good luck!

Answer 2

Yeah Im, gladly, but you would have to email me probably.

Well, basically we dont say stuff like How are you (Jak se mas ?) but simply Cau ("tschau" or "chau" - ch sounds like chinese) or Ahoj (ahoy), both means Hi or Hello.
**** off - nasrat (nusrut)
I dont give a **** - Je mi to u prdele (ye me to u prdele).
you are welcome - nemas zac (nemusch zutsch)
shall we go somewhere ? - zajdem nekam ? (zujdem niecum ?)
Cau - bye (it means Hi and Bye)
Nazdar - another greeting, it means Hi (read it nuzdur)

Dont forget to say "vole" (sounds like wolle), its very common and classic slang, it means (you are an ox), but in a good way.
We use this word in almost every sentence between guys !
Just goes out itself, nobody realizes that, dont use it on ladies and older people, though.
for ex.
cau vole (hi buddy) - tschau wolle
tyvole or ty vole ! - oh ****, what the hell (is someone tells you something extraordinary, that surprises you, or you know).

to je hukot - to ye hukot - that is awesome, that is classy
dobry den - good day (as good morning, afternoon, whatever)
buchta - chick (nice one)
baba - chick (nice one)
megera - ugly girl (cool, sland word)
dilina - ugly girl (little less cool, slang word)
typek (read teepeck) - dude
holka - girl

thank you - dík (slang, short, cool)
- dekuju (official)

please - prosim
kiss my *** - polib mi prdel
kiss your *** - polib si prdel

Ok, have fun out there. :)

Answer 3

No, I don't