There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most.What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives...
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down........
(And those of you who thought it would be a dirty ending, Pray for forgiveness you heathens!)
2006-10-29 04:49:52 · 29 answers · asked by Pinky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
rating-***** out of *****.
Its hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-29 05:44:16 · answer #1 · answered by farhan ferdous 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
about a 6 out of a 1-10 scale
2006-10-29 04:53:36 · answer #2 · answered by ha ha ha 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny
2006-10-29 05:16:54 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It makes sense 'bout the dress up and pants down. But it's not really a joke. More like a story.
2006-10-29 04:53:47 · answer #4 · answered by Chris Brown luva 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in a scale 1-10 it gets 9!
2006-10-29 04:51:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd rate it a 8, its really funny! Thing is, i wouldn't remember it to pass it on. A bit on the long side
2006-10-29 05:22:08 · answer #6 · answered by FEDERITO T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good 1
2006-10-29 05:13:41 · answer #7 · answered by Samantha B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was funny i'll give it a 10 out of 10
2006-10-29 04:54:15 · answer #8 · answered by hannahsbigfeet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL how about this one?
Three aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes.
"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, to the student from Arkansas,"What is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," said the student.
"And the opposite of Depression?" He asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.
"Elation," she said.
"And you, Sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "How about the opposite of woe?"
The Texan replied, "Sir i belive that would be giddy-up."
2006-10-29 04:54:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Clever, but I only got a light chuckle out of it.
2006-10-29 04:52:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really a nice one ..
i really like it a lot ..keep it up this good work
2006-10-29 06:05:16 · answer #11 · answered by syed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋