I was born with the gift to communicate with deceased Australopithecuses, one of the species of early man in our evolutionary tree. I have so far channelled 3 of them and they all are saying the same thing: Unga Bunga Logta Joba. This means: 'Me want big wooly mammoth burger'. I don't know how to respond; any help?
2006-10-29 03:47:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm saying my daily prayer: Please God, don't let the literalists fail to see the sarcasm. Please, Lord, let them understand the mechanism here. Amen.
2006-10-29 03:51:51 · update #1
The point is that all of these psychic abilities are completely silly. It's all about ego and identity and 'specialness'. I know many want to believe in psychic stuff and karma and all this magic, but sorry you're not that special. That was my point. I knew it would provide some discomfort but it needs to be looked at.
2006-10-29 03:54:19 · update #2
Are you sure you're crystal ball isn't cracked? I checked mine and that's not what they are saying to me. They asked me to explain the signifigance of bat droppings in their cave. Oh, it's time for my medication! gotta oga doe
2006-10-29 04:04:47 · answer #1 · answered by diablo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" I know many want to believe in psychic stuff and karma and all this magic, but sorry you're not that special. "
Actually, everyone is capable of being psychic. Some more so than others. We all have a sixth sense - it's also called intuition. So, we're all "that" special. :P
2006-10-29 12:16:03 · answer #2 · answered by smiling_nonstop 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For those who are ready, no explanation is necessary and for those who are not, no explanation is possible! http://www.psychic-junkie.com
And Kitty Kat, you're right... Intuition: A socially accepted term for psychic awareness. The meaning of the two words In and Tuition are interesting. IN comes from Middle English and Latin origin meaning SEE. And TUITION from Middle English and Latin meaning PROTECTION. So intuition really means see protection or protective sight. Next time you act on your intuition you can say you are acting upon your protective sight!
2006-10-29 16:51:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Isn't it obvious? God wants you to use this special gift to convince others that evolution really happpened. Go on a speaking tour and try to get yourself on Oprah.
2006-10-29 11:51:05 · answer #4 · answered by eri 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Give them the burgers, but dont forget the fries
2006-10-29 11:52:01 · answer #5 · answered by AG 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ahhh I think u can do a video of this (as an evidence) and then upload it in Youtube...
2006-10-29 11:49:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
With Cheese and Onions of Course.
Hey, stay away from Channeling, it can get you into Trouble.
It is Not of GOD (Jesus).
2006-10-29 11:51:46 · answer #7 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It would help if you would get a life.
But seriously, that was Good,
you had me with the "Australopithecuses" thing!
2006-10-29 11:51:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry love,
Wrong category. Go put this in Humor, even though it's not really funny, I think it would be a better placement.
2006-10-29 11:50:38 · answer #9 · answered by Deirdre H 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
write a book about it, and include lots of wacky details about your mishaps on adventures.
2006-10-29 11:51:00 · answer #10 · answered by Trex A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋