I am depressed. Please be nice.
2006-10-29 03:38:24 · 10 answers · asked by Kollie 2 in Health ➔ Mental Health
I am crazy and so am I.
2006-10-29 04:14:38 · answer #1 · answered by catzrme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey relax life is good! ok so few days ago me my best friend and my best guy-friend were walking through the hallway and i kept messing up his hair because he's obssesed with it ands spends 200$ on his shampoo, anyways he got annoyed and tried to push me a little but turns out i'm weaker than i thought i was so i flew across the hallway and fell into one of the classrooms it was hillarious. and also he and his friends pushed me into the guys bathroo and this cute male teacher was there!
2006-10-29 11:47:45 · answer #2 · answered by woop woop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well what can i say.
there once was a little boy and his grandma
his grandma bought him a popsicle
he dropped his popsicle and he went to pick it up and his grandma stopped him " Don't pick it up cause the devil licked it"
He was so mad his grandmother didnt let him pick up his popsicle but there was nothing he can do
So they kept walking up the road towards their house when his grandmother tripped on a rock and rolled down the hill as she yelled "Help me grandson, please pick me up"
and he replied " no cause the devil already licked you"
Hope that made you laugh if not cause you thought it was funny then maybe cause you thought it was stupid. lol
2006-10-29 11:45:01 · answer #3 · answered by Hairdorable 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here is an example of the life of prophet Muhammed ( peace be upon him):
Anas ibn Malik (Allah be pleased with him) relates that a person requested the prophet (Allah bless him and give him peace) that he be given a conveyance. The prophet (Allah bless him and give him peace) replied, The baby of a camel shall be given to you.
The person said, What shall I do with the baby of a camel O’ Messenger of Allah? (I want one for a conveyance). The prophet (Allah bless him and give him peace) replied, Every camel is the baby of a camel.
Other examples: http://www.globalwebpost.com/farooqm/hadith_humor/hadith_laugh.html
2006-10-29 12:43:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once knew a girl named Kollie,
who wasn't very jolly,
She thought she was depressed,
and asked help from the rest...
now she's on the happy trolley!
I don't know what is upsetting you...but I will pray for you. :-)
2006-10-29 11:47:23 · answer #5 · answered by Milkaholic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my dog is having a dream right now and barking in her sleep! i bet she's busy chasing a big old steak around or something! does that image help? also, try journaling, it really helps me get those feelings out!
2006-10-29 14:02:11 · answer #6 · answered by Dianne C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
iam going to tickle you
2006-10-29 11:41:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is hilarious! I love his facial expressions.
2006-10-29 11:43:01 · answer #8 · answered by palmettogirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to
www.funville.com
2006-10-29 11:47:33 · answer #9 · answered by aani 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J6vAPanyJk
Hope this helps :)
2006-10-29 11:39:57 · answer #10 · answered by Yume Kid 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋