2006-10-29 02:49:08 · 22 answers · asked by ® Espresso ® 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You let the dog outside to go to the bathroom, and you wish you could let your hubby out when he does.
2006-10-29 02:51:22 · answer #1 · answered by Sylvie M 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
After a year the dog is still excited to see you??
The dog will keep you warm at night??
At least the dog will tell you when it needs to go out??
Hopefully the husband wont pee on the carpet??
you wont want your dogs house when you separate??
2006-10-29 02:53:27 · answer #2 · answered by jrv116psu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the new dog will sh&t in your house the new husband will sh&t on you ( in due time) , you dog will run around the yard the new hubby may just run around..the will chew your undies if laying on the floor you may just catch new hubby sniffing, the dog will bark a lot, the hubby may yell alot..the dog could get lost if you let it out.. the hubby could get lost coming home from the bar.. lol man that was fun i could go on and on and on and no i am not a man hater i have a bf who i love dearly and he is none of those things
2006-10-29 02:56:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The dog might be housebroken? You can train the dog faster? The dog won't steal the covers? (well, that's not true... LOL)
Apologies to my most wonderful Gentleman in the World... (but the dog did get trained faster...) :-)
2006-10-29 02:51:59 · answer #4 · answered by redheadedcyclone 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
2006-10-29 02:52:18 · answer #5 · answered by RNM 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You get to kick a new dog out of bed.
2006-10-29 02:50:39 · answer #6 · answered by smashley 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thier both animals, except the dog displays loyalty and affection, in fact I dont think there has ever been a case where a husband is capable of such actions!
2006-10-29 02:55:28 · answer #7 · answered by Phaque tu" 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The husband can go to work!
2006-10-29 02:51:09 · answer #8 · answered by ♥moe3030♥ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The dog looks sorry when it pisses on the carpet.
2006-10-29 03:40:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A new dog is better behaved?
2006-10-29 02:50:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋