One day a nun was visiting a catholic school to talk to the children. She asked one little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up and the girl replied "I want to be a prostitute" The nun was extremely shocked and shouted "God help you child!" before fainting. When she came round she was a little disoriented and asked the little girl what it was she wanted to be again, when the little girl replied with "A prostitute" The nun looked delighted and said "Thank heavens! I thought you said you wanted to be a protestant!"
You like??
2006-10-29 02:40:10 · 33 answers · asked by ~Grace~ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
me like very much
2006-10-29 02:48:57 · answer #1 · answered by vodka 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's OK. But heard a long time ago!! Sorrieee
2006-10-29 02:44:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-10-29 02:44:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably the oldest joke ever,
2006-10-29 02:50:59 · answer #4 · answered by Hugh M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!
2006-10-29 02:42:41 · answer #5 · answered by . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bless you my child hehe it cracked me up xx
2006-10-29 02:43:25 · answer #6 · answered by shiloh6662001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I do like that one. Will pass that one on...
2006-10-29 03:54:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's pretty funny
certianly something to tell when people are maybe a little more pissed
x
2006-10-29 03:03:11 · answer #8 · answered by elliesher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!
2006-10-29 02:46:27 · answer #9 · answered by Lisa P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I like can you tell other ones??
2006-10-29 02:55:57 · answer #10 · answered by I'm So Weird 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋