and asks for a pint of lager and a ham toastie, the barman hands them over, the rabbits down the drink and scoffs the toastie, the rabbit then goes back to the bar and asks for a whiskey and a peanut butter toastie, the barman concerningly hands them over and the rabbit downs the drinks and scoffs the toastie, the rabbit returns to the bar and asks for a rum and coke and and a ham toastie, the barman now quite concerned begrudgingly hands them over, and the rabbit downs the drinkand scoffs the toastie, the rabbit returns to the bar and asks for a bitter and a marmite toastie, the barman says to the rabbit come on now mate no one mix their drinks like this and the rabbit replies, its cool mate i can handle my drink, so the barman hands them over. the rabbit downs the drink and scoffs the toastie, upon returning to the bar the rabbit collapses, the barman looks down at him and says i told you , the rabbit looks up and says it wasnt the drink it was the mixofmetoasties
2006-10-29 02:40:08 · 16 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have just read this joke to my captive audience of three, one laughed, one said it was awful and the other said it was good.
It made me chuckle, which lead to my son saying, 'what's so funny, Mum?' which is why I chose to entertain them all.
Great!
2006-10-29 02:55:07 · answer #1 · answered by used to live in Wales 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Penguine walkls into a bar says to the barman,"as my brother been in?"
barman says"i dont know?,whats he look like?
2006-10-29 02:46:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool LOL 9/10
2016-05-22 05:15:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dumb; What does that have to do with rabbits, In a bar.Try a rabbit walks into a math class
2006-10-29 02:47:40 · answer #4 · answered by brad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!! Best not tell my daughter as her rabbit died of the disease!!l
lol
2006-10-29 02:45:43 · answer #5 · answered by Lisa P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got a laugh out of that one :-)
2006-10-29 02:46:42 · answer #6 · answered by Richard 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent - made I laugh!
2006-10-29 02:44:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-10-29 03:20:30 · answer #8 · answered by kristine p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good joke!! nice one
2006-10-29 03:15:12 · answer #9 · answered by kentkat666 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-29 04:15:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋