2006-10-29 02:34:51 · 24 answers · asked by wattie 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
There are way to many to mention but one that really sticks out......
We have a Simpson's clock with Moe on it and our daughter called all clocks watches etc A MOE, it was getting quiet annoying so we decided we had 2 teach her 2 say CLOCK.
We thought our darling had mastered it until 1 day whilst in a crowded shopping centre she shouted "LOOK LOOK DADDY GAVE ME HIS ****" clock without the L. I went a bright shade of red as did my partner who had given her his WATCH to keep her quiet.
2006-10-29 15:18:50 · answer #1 · answered by LUCY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well his not my kid he's my fiancee's son. But a while back he got onto the springy horse thing at the playground and started swinging backwards and forwards, lifting his one hand pretending to swing a rope in the air and said:' jaiks, I've got a snake in my boots!!' It was super funny as he has a mushroom cut and the hair was flopping all over the place and i never thought a 4 year old could actually quote a movie, and make it look so funny!
The other day we stopped at the services on our way to London. it was kind of busy in the shop and we were trying to keep him to not run off the hole time, that alone attracts alot of attention. So he pickes up a packet of condoms, and askes if we could get them...saying NO!!! we dont want that, he makes a scene and doesnt want to putt it down. All eyes on us, it really funny though!
2006-10-30 10:17:41 · answer #2 · answered by Squeeza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My kids used food coloring a dyed our Toy Poodle green for St. Patricks Day 3 years ago. The kids our dog was a Leprechaun with a speech impediment.
2006-10-29 10:45:11 · answer #3 · answered by Tanker 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My youngest son could and still can fall asleep anywhere at any time, especially whilst eating. I can´t begin to describe the tears of laughter we have shed watching him doze of into various dishes, or even whilst walking along.
When he was really angry he´d call me a "crap father". And one one occasion when we were having fun, out of the blue he asked with an amazingly serious face "your not such a crap father after all are you?"
2006-10-29 12:06:14 · answer #4 · answered by Ganymede 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My 5 year old daughter is hilarious on a regular basis so it's hard to pick one. I'd have to say the time we were walking down the street and she was in the pushchair. A massive dog was walking in front of us, and he had the biggest testicles I have ever seen. My daughter pipes up, "Mummy, why has that doggy got poo hanging out of his bum?" I couldn't stop laughing and I really couldn't find the words to explain...
2006-10-29 10:51:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
This isnt funny but it sure is cute!
I was making circles with my arms while watching sign language with my daughter. I'd say, ''Look how I make circles with my arms.'' I looked over at my youngest daughter and she was going in circles on the floor. Then my oldest would start singing itsy bitsy spider and when it came to the verse ''Up the the sun and dried up all the rain'' my youngest threw her arms to the top of her head and dropped to the floor. (Keep in mind my youngest is 2)
2006-10-29 10:56:02 · answer #6 · answered by alexis10112 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ah so many i could not pick 1 but this 1 will be in my mind for ever
it was round Xmas time and we had done the tree my little one who was going to be 2 soon asked me one day why do you have a decoration in your bum i could not think why till later on that day when she said to everyone mum was putting cream on her legs and i seen her decoration,everyone was like what ...
when the wee 1 seen me i was just out the bath putting on moisturiser and had a tampon in she seen the string and thought is was a decoration kids ehh that ain't so silly
2006-10-29 11:24:14 · answer #7 · answered by cute sexy little feet 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
When my son was 3 he took the battery cover off his tape recorder and lost it so he went and got a sanitary napkin (pad) out of the bathroom and stuck it over the batteries to keep them in. Then he stuck a whole bunch of pads all over our yellow lab just for good measure....too funny!
2006-10-29 10:48:24 · answer #8 · answered by Petri 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One night(I was 21)my husband and I were having sex.My daughter Jennifer(she was 3 at the time) came in the room,saw us and said "Mommy and daddy are playing horses!".We all burst out laughing.
2006-10-29 11:08:50 · answer #9 · answered by julie 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My daughter was about 7 and we were in the mall and she said she was really thirsty, I was in a clothes store and told her she would have to wait a minute, she then pretended to "pass out" in the store. Everyone was coming up and asking what was wrong and I can see her smirking and peeking out of her eye.
Talk about drama queen~!
2006-10-29 10:46:18 · answer #10 · answered by Willow 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋