a big company hired several cannibals in the interest of cultural diversity.
you are all part of our team now,"said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "you get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the employees."
the canibals promised they would not. 4 weeks later, their boss remarked,"you're all working very hard and i'm satisfied with you. however, 1 of our shipping clerks has disappeared. do any of you know what happened to her?" the cannibals all shook their heads no.
after the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "which 1 of you idiots ate the shipping clerk ? "a hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "you fool --- for 4 weeks we've been eating managers and no 1 noticed anything. but nooooooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something!!!"
2006-10-29 02:32:50 · 11 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Too funny. Did you hear about the two cannibals who were eating lunch together and one of them says, "I hate my mother-in-law" and the other one says to him, "So just eat the noodles".
2006-10-29 02:38:58 · answer #1 · answered by Debra D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny hee hee lmao
2006-10-29 13:07:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-29 04:26:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny xx
2006-10-29 02:58:27 · answer #4 · answered by pinkie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-29 21:05:22 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhah
2006-10-29 02:35:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can believe it.
2006-10-29 05:42:44 · answer #7 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad at all!
2006-10-29 08:36:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVE it
2006-10-29 16:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by Smo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! lol
2006-10-29 03:14:50 · answer #10 · answered by Nemo <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋