wot came first the chicken or the egg
2006-10-29 02:24:11 · 24 answers · asked by minimoe 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Neither. The Rooster had to "come" (pun fully intended) first.
2006-10-29 02:28:17 · answer #1 · answered by terbiyesiz_herif 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The question should really be "Which came first 2 chickens or the egg?" Cos with only one chicken you wouldn't ever get the egg...well not one that would become a chicken anyway.. Do you see what I mean? Or am I rambling??
2006-10-29 02:28:49 · answer #2 · answered by ~Grace~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really a joke but the actual answer is that the egg came first threw breeding of the species. Continous breeding selelctions were made til the current chicken was formed. Hence the egg came first to hatch the current chicken
A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.
Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books and gives it to them. The chickens leave as before.
The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian, looking very annoyed and say, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!' The librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gives them what they request, and decides to follow them.
She followed them out of the library, out of the town, and to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."
2006-10-29 02:29:38 · answer #3 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Clearly it was the chicken. I think because God made Adam and Eve as adults, not fetuses and then babies he would have made the chickens as fully grown chickens too! Then after Adam and Eve left the garden of Eden all the animals were able to multiply and replenish the earth!
A rather spiritual answer for a quick joke!
2006-10-29 02:28:32 · answer #4 · answered by pinkdeck 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Chegg
2006-10-31 11:36:42 · answer #5 · answered by Blackduchess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken, because an egg can't c*m!!!!!!
2006-10-31 09:57:27 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the chicken came 1st
2006-10-29 02:27:59 · answer #7 · answered by laura m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Egg, dinosaurs and lizards laid well before there was a chicken.
2006-10-29 02:27:27 · answer #8 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MAN And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.
2006-10-29 02:30:09 · answer #9 · answered by doc_holliday (enoch was right) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The male
2006-10-29 04:14:58 · answer #10 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋