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The evidence of His existence is all around us, there is a book documenting evidences world wide, 8000 year old Noodles even!, are people just mad at the FSM? Do they want to behave in an immorral manner and then beg for his forgiveness on his death bed?

Jesus of Nazareth on his deathbed converted to Pastafarianism.

2006-10-29 02:19:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

12 answers

I firmly believe the spaghetti monster is a farce. How can I be so sure?
My friend, the Clam Chowder Poltergeist, told me.

So there.

Love from A x

2006-10-29 02:24:12 · answer #1 · answered by jane d 2 · 1 0

You have posed a most interesting question. There is indeed adequate proof of his existance and there is of course the book of his sacred word that you mention.
I feel it is the reluctance that some people have to believing in something that they cannot actually see. After all the Flying Spaghetti Monster asks his disciples to wait until death to actually find proof of his existence.
Perhaps it is the need to be directly in touch with their deity that is the reason.
None the less, those of us who are true believers must remain steadfast in out belief and not allow the lack of faith shown by others to disrupt our faith. There will always be disbelievers.
Be strong in your faith and it will pay off in the end.
Lady Trinity~

2006-10-29 02:37:42 · answer #2 · answered by Lady Trinity 5 · 0 0

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2016-12-28 07:39:05 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Hey! I was cooking last night when the face of the FSM appeared on my grilled cheese sandwich... everybody come to worship the miracle on my stove!

2006-10-29 02:26:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He isn't a scary monster at all. If he isn't feeling "just right" he will stick to the wall and is helpless until someone comes along with a red costume for him to slither into.

2006-10-29 02:25:26 · answer #5 · answered by lollipop 6 · 0 0

OK! You are scaring the bejeebers out of me. I just look this up on the web! How could I have been so ignorant. This entire time I was shaking in fear from the Running Lasagna Vampire! Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.

2006-10-29 02:20:58 · answer #6 · answered by BlueSea 7 · 0 0

My main problem is that the entire concept is SILLY! Just like a lot of things are.

2006-10-29 02:23:35 · answer #7 · answered by a_delphic_oracle 6 · 0 0

Hey.. wheres my money?!

And to answer your question.. it's because we have better things to think about. Its all crap.. no offense.. grow up. And arnt you wanted by the law.. you are that saw guy.. muahahah. I want to play a game.. grow up.

2006-10-29 02:22:23 · answer #8 · answered by SCSA 5 · 0 0

So... blasphemy entertains you?
You are short on wisdom.
Any idea why this could be offensive? Or are you too selfish or ill-informed to care?

2006-10-29 02:23:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Maybe because some people haven't heard of him.

2006-10-29 02:21:04 · answer #10 · answered by Lola 3 · 0 0

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