on the way home from work, stop at a pharmacy and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. be very sure to get this brand.
when you get home, lock your doors, close the blinds and take the phone off the hook so that you will not be disturbed. change into very comfatable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
open the package and remove the thermometer. now, carefully place it on a table or surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. take out the literature and read it carefully. you will notice that in small print there is a statement.....
"every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested."
now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, " i am soooo glad i do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson.
2006-10-29 02:08:55 · 13 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And I thought MY job was a pain in the butt!
2006-10-29 02:16:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 0⤋
Yuk!
Does that mean every single one even the one you purchased?!
2006-10-29 06:02:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-29 04:33:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you know what, that was a funny joke!! it actually made me laugh!
2006-10-29 03:17:08 · answer #4 · answered by kentkat666 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have wasted your extra hour.
2006-10-29 02:13:06 · answer #5 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is so freakin' hilarious! lol. :D
2006-10-29 02:17:15 · answer #6 · answered by Sasha B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting!
2006-10-29 02:11:02 · answer #7 · answered by cadaholic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMFAO XX
2006-10-29 02:21:23 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
different
2006-10-29 13:09:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-29 02:47:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋