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with a strawberry up his bum

the doctor says i will give you some cream for that

2006-10-29 02:08:47 · 13 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

Is it the same man who went to the doctor's with a cucumber in his left ear, a carrot in his right ear and a banana up his nose?
"What's wrong with me?" he asked.
"Simple," said the doctor."You're not eating properly."

2006-10-29 21:43:38 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0 0

Ha ha! A man walks into the doctors one dark winters afternoon. and asks the receptionist if he may please see the doctor because he thinks he's a moth. The receptionist asks if he's a patient. "No " the man says. "Then why did you come here?" asks the receptionist. "Well I was just walking down the street" says the man "When I saw the light on!"

2006-10-29 10:17:28 · answer #2 · answered by wattie 3 · 0 0

Is that the same man who went to the Dr and said "Ive broken my arm in two places" and the Dr said "well dont go to those places"

2006-10-29 10:15:20 · answer #3 · answered by bodtheimpaler 2 · 1 0

That one even made my parents laugh.

2006-10-29 11:03:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why, was the doctor gay ? LOL

2006-10-29 10:11:38 · answer #5 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0 0

lol u make me laugh

2006-10-29 10:31:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

हाहा

2006-10-29 10:51:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny

2006-10-29 12:32:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

heard it before

2006-10-29 11:41:46 · answer #9 · answered by Nemo <3 3 · 0 0

ha ha ha ha that made me laugh!!!!!

2006-10-29 21:10:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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