two cannibals sitting around the camp fire eating a clown one turns to the other and says does this taste funny
2006-10-29 01:56:46 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
love it cheered me up no end lol
2006-10-29 03:24:57 · answer #1 · answered by kristine p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! A similar one for you. Two snowmen standing in a field . One turns to the other and says " Can you smell carrots?"
2006-10-29 02:13:05 · answer #2 · answered by wattie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The other says, no, I never really liked clowns, I always found them a bit spooky, really
2006-10-29 01:59:44 · answer #3 · answered by used to live in Wales 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two cows in a field one says to the other 'have you herd about that mad co desease' then the other cow turns round runs off shouting o god a talking COW
2006-10-29 02:04:32 · answer #4 · answered by arrondackombe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
2006-10-29 01:59:18 · answer #5 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the other said no and this jokes nt funny either
2006-10-29 02:03:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-29 04:34:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought this was so freakin' funny...thanks for a laugh! :D
2006-10-29 02:20:29 · answer #8 · answered by Sasha B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did it squirt water in his face?
2006-10-29 02:04:28 · answer #9 · answered by jinz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny....try again
2006-10-29 02:30:10 · answer #10 · answered by I'm So Weird 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋