A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes. The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde? The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.
2006-10-29 01:29:46 · 28 answers · asked by Sir Sidney Snot 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A blonde woman once phoned up my mum in IT Support section saying she had got to the end of her mouse mat and could not reach the corner of the screen and wanted to know what to do!
They can be realy stupid at times, just like gingers are known for being agressive :P
2006-10-29 01:47:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A blind man walks into a bar and orders a drink. He says to the bartender, "want to hear a blonde joke?" The bartender says, "before you tell it, I want to let you know that theres a blond guy behind you that is a black belt, theres a blond couple off to your right who are professional body builders, and I am blonde. Now, do you really want to tell your joke still?" The blind man replies, " nah thats ok, I really dont want to have to tell it 4 times lol."
2006-10-29 09:34:20 · answer #2 · answered by Thumper 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Jeeeezaz! some people are so easily offended!! Ignore the miserys on here they really shouldnt read the joke section! I thought it was well funny
2006-10-29 09:49:03 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Got another for you! (no offence intended) Why do blonde women have sore belly buttons? 'Cos blonde men are stupid too!
2006-10-29 10:19:36 · answer #4 · answered by wattie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How stoopid ar Blondes?
I would like to think that that is a devastating piece of irony there, but somehow I know that its not.
2006-10-29 09:33:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
thank god i;vie got blue hair pink glasses i love all jokes lame ones brilliant ones my daughter is blonde i cant wait to tell it to her when she gets back from shopping
2006-10-29 10:03:37 · answer #6 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm...
the question is, is this just a story made up by someone who thinks blondes are stupid? Because I think it's not a true story at all!!
2006-10-29 09:45:05 · answer #7 · answered by used to live in Wales 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I have noticed that if tou try this as a red or brunette joke, it doesn't feel the same
2006-10-29 09:30:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
ALREADY EHARD IT>>>BUt STILL>>>>
ITS LIKE DEE BESTEST ONE EVA!!!!
I SIMPLY LOVED IT ......totally rocking and supreme AWESOME!!!!
Send us more jokes like these, plz. ANYWAYS IM GIVING IT A 10/10.
CUZ IT MADE ME FALL TO THE GROUND LAUGHING And im definately gonna share this joke with my family n' friends.
2006-10-29 09:37:36 · answer #9 · answered by ĢrØOvY ČĦ!CҜ!!! 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bwawa haha ha ha ha ha ah ah ha
2006-10-29 09:38:32 · answer #10 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋