Nasty bullet wound.".
2006-10-29 01:21:24 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The old- and aparently better joke is - Dog says - You shot my paw!
2006-10-29 01:25:46 · update #1
Andrea M. You got it.
2006-10-29 01:31:31 · update #2
Andrew. sorry ;)
2006-10-29 01:32:11 · update #3
It's the second stage joke. For those who know the first joke.
2006-10-29 02:14:13 · update #4
funny!
so who shot your "paw"?
2006-10-29 01:23:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
did you mean.......a cowboy dog walked into a bar, the barman said "get the hell outa here we dont serve dog's" and shot the dog in the foot (i know).
Several years later the dog had matured and had become the fastest gun in the west.
he returned to the bar dressed in a pinstripe suit, sporting a two gun holster.
he kicked in the door and and barked at the top of his voice:
"I'VE COME FOR THE GUY THAT SHOT MA PAW"
2006-10-29 01:29:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Best joke I've heard all day. Brilliant
2006-10-29 01:28:53 · answer #3 · answered by b0jangle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you miss something out?
2006-10-29 01:24:47 · answer #4 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry , maybe im thick today, i really didnt get that at all, anyone else the same????? xxx
2006-10-29 01:24:13 · answer #5 · answered by clicky j 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't get it (get another 2 points for replyin tho - Oh well)
2006-10-29 01:23:30 · answer #6 · answered by jimbo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
too many late night movies.
2006-10-29 01:24:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blonde moment....
2006-10-29 16:39:08 · answer #8 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good
2006-10-29 13:12:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, that one doesn't make sense.
2006-10-29 01:22:59 · answer #10 · answered by Whoosher 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋