2006-10-29 01:16:48 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When you start having dry dreams and wet farts..
2006-10-29 01:21:36 · answer #1 · answered by ® Espresso ® 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You Know You're Getting Old When...
1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.
2. You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and
discover you aren't wearing any.
3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop, and
you're not eating cereal.
4. Your back goes out, but you stay home.
5. When you wake up looking like your passport photo.
6. It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
7. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
8. When happy hour is a nap.
9. When you're on holiday and your energy runs out before your
money does.
10. When you say something to your children that your mother said to
you and which you always hated.
11. When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of
your age.
12. When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make
sure the street is still there.
13. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
14. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
15. Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.
16. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
17. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
18. The chemist has become your new best friend.
19. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
20. The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun
on your bifocals
21. It takes twice as long to look half as good.
22. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
23. You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on
your head the whole time.
24. You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
25. You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.
26. You seem to have more patience, but it's actually that you just
don't care anymore.
27. You finally get your head together and your body starts
falling apart.
28. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't
remember ever being on top of it.
2006-10-29 10:13:30 · answer #2 · answered by linux 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's all in the mind. I know old 40 year olds and young 70 year olds.
2006-10-29 09:19:07 · answer #3 · answered by AnswersGalore 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My 8 year old bought me slippers for my 39th birthday in March. Now that made me feel old! Slippers are something I buy my 90 year old Nanna for her birthday! So I guess when you get presents like that you know your getting old!
2006-10-29 09:20:51 · answer #4 · answered by jeeps 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Going to a club and thinking everyone looks like your son/daughter... Oh and wrinkles
2006-10-29 09:19:33 · answer #5 · answered by bty53404242 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when you go for a night out and take a coat and when comfy shoes beat the trendy ones!!!!
or you say something to a younger collegue or friend and think "oh my god i sound like my mother/father"
2006-10-29 09:20:46 · answer #6 · answered by xvickiexx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You starting talking about the good old days!!!!.xxx
2006-10-29 09:20:08 · answer #7 · answered by clicky j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Having afternoon naps.
2006-10-29 09:18:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you start looking for music on Ebay that you can't buy on Itunes.
2006-10-29 09:20:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you behave like you want to be young again.... Live like Peter Pan i say!
2006-10-29 09:19:37 · answer #10 · answered by jimbo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋