EVERYONE!!!!!!!
2006-10-29 01:12:50 · 18 answers · asked by Sir Sidney Snot 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I went to the Optician because I had difficulties seeing any distance.
He took me outside and pointed skywards and said, "What's that?"
I said , "The sun." and he said, "How far do you want to see?"
2006-10-29 02:56:50 · answer #1 · answered by The Shadow 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is the matter with people these days? They see someone staggering along to the opticians, obviously incapable really of getting there without help, do they offer to help you? No! they just walk along as if you weren't there, LETTING you bump into them! Can't they look where they're going? Couldn't they have stepped to one side and allowed you to pass without hurting yourself?
If you ask me they all should have followed you to the opticians! Thank goodness for people like you that take the initiative!
2006-10-29 01:58:20 · answer #2 · answered by used to live in Wales 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! You most likely made a spectacle of yourself.
2006-10-29 01:23:55 · answer #3 · answered by bill g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha very funny
better if i hadent heard it before though like 100 times
tmswainyboy
2006-10-29 01:16:29 · answer #4 · answered by tom 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a bit like the old school report cards 'could do better' lol
2006-10-29 01:28:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Harry Potter.
\O-O/
2006-10-29 01:15:38 · answer #6 · answered by [ Suki ] 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You bumped into me twice.
I was madder than an Ethiopian with no legs
watching a donut roll downhill.
Don't take offense please...
2006-10-29 02:06:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Corney!!
2006-10-29 01:16:09 · answer #8 · answered by bean 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bit weak, keep working on it.
2006-10-29 01:13:47 · answer #9 · answered by Whoosher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And that was a lamppost, not a skinny lady!
2006-10-29 01:14:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋