Barman say's
"oi, I hope your not gonna start anything!"
2006-10-29 01:02:43 · 22 answers · asked by jabelite 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The man said " I just wanted to jump that lady in the corner. That's all!?". Then the man blew a gasket and the barman said - "Oil be having none of that in here. Get out you fuel!" Then he toed the man straight out the door.
2006-10-29 01:09:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke.
But needed some delivery.
A local trouble maker walks into a bar and the barman who is pulling a customer a beer notices him walking in and sees the reckless youth has a set of jump leads in his hands. With a serious grim look the barman shouts over to him, "Oi, I hope you ain't come in here just to start something!"
2006-10-29 09:11:11 · answer #2 · answered by Spadesboffin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Better grammar would help.
Your first line is a statement not a question, therefore should end with a fullstop (or an exclamation mark), not a question mark.
"say's" should be "says"
"oi" should be "Oi"
"your" should be "you're"
I'll let you have "gonna" as that is in common usage.
3/10
2006-10-29 09:16:59 · answer #3 · answered by Whoosher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into a bar in Tennessee and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from
'round here are ya?' "No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania." The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?" "I'm a taxidermist," said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" "The man says,"I mount animals." The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole
bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and swung him around in a circle. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what are you doing?" And the blind man says, "Don't mind me, I'm just looking around."
A brain goes into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you, you're out of your head!"
A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a beer. His hat is made of brown wrapping paper, his shirt and his vest are made of waxed paper, and his chaps, pants, even his boots are made of paper, even his spurs are made of tissue paper. Pretty soon they arrested him for rustling.
A man goes into a bar and says, "Give me a drink before the trouble starts." And the bartender gives him one. He drinks it, and says, "Give me another drink before the trouble starts." He downs that one, and says, "Give me another drink before the trouble starts." He drinks that, and says, "Give me another drink before the trouble starts." And the bartender says, "When's this trouble going to start?" The man says, "The trouble starts as soon as you realize that I don't have any money."
2006-10-29 09:14:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
OK Jab 10/10 at last
2006-10-30 08:44:27 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give you an E for effort, it`s ok.Why did the Spider cross the road? To get to the other website...........
2006-10-29 09:10:39 · answer #6 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny...but dr h lecter had a funnier joke good one!
2006-10-29 09:07:16 · answer #7 · answered by QUEEN K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oi !
2006-10-29 09:17:05 · answer #8 · answered by b0jangle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get the joke. No i m not blonde, but may be i've blonde's brain......Helppppppp.....
2006-10-29 09:07:58 · answer #9 · answered by KK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-29 09:06:21 · answer #10 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋