An englishman, irishman and scotsman are sentenced to 10 yrs in a pit for crimes they've committed. They are allowed 1 last request before they are thrown in...the irishman requests a 10 yr supply of Irish whisky, the scotsman requests a 10 yr supply of scotch whisky and the englishman requests a 10 yr supply of cigarettes. They are promptly thrown in the pit with their provisions and left there.
10 yrs later the sentence is over and the bodies of the Irishman and Scotsman are removed from the pit, both had died of alcohol poisoning. The enlglishman crawls out, barely alive, and asks..."has anyone got a light?"
2006-10-29 01:01:21 · 27 answers · asked by MickeyMouse 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To Amanda B...not sure what it has to do with the joke!...but yes...yes I am!!!
2006-10-29 08:47:30 · update #1
Old ones are the best!
2006-10-29 01:03:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa..So Funny!! ^^
But Is It Posible For People To Live 10 Years Without Eating Anything? -_-a
Has Anyone Got A Light? Well Yes Dude..Here's Your Light ^^
2006-10-29 01:07:26 · answer #2 · answered by [ Suki ] 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Has Anyone Got A Light?
2006-10-29 01:58:50 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-10-29 01:05:14 · answer #4 · answered by Chucky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one, loving the english, irish and scotish jokes! keep em cumin
2006-10-29 03:21:46 · answer #5 · answered by kentkat666 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - Suki above me got a light
2006-10-29 01:08:15 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You didn't know that Irish whiskey and scotch whisky are spelt differently. Thanks for the points!
2006-10-29 03:01:29 · answer #7 · answered by The Shadow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, theyre always bummin the flammage :)
2006-10-29 07:03:59 · answer #8 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO HERE nice one and new to me
2006-10-30 00:45:53 · answer #9 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-29 01:18:33 · answer #10 · answered by rhondwht4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋