My vibro,
Which brings me heaven,
Rabbit be thy name,
Til kingdom come,
Thy makest me c.u.m,
On earth with eyes on heaven,
Give me this day my daily thrill and forgive me my screams,
As I forgive flat batteries,
Lead me not into temptation,
But deliver me from frustration,
For thine is the rotation,
The power and the buzzing,
Forever and ever,
NO MEN!!!!!!!!
2006-10-29 01:55:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Man's Prayer.
Our beer,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
I will be drunk,
At home as in the local.
Forgive us this day our daily spillage
As we forgivest those who spillest against us.
And lead us not into the practice of
poncy wine tasting,
And deliver us from alcopops,
For mine is the bitter,
The ale and the lager,
Forever and ever,
BARMEN.
2006-10-29 11:14:08 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amen
Wow u made up this one. LOL
2006-10-29 08:57:53 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard it before. Tho don't suppose everybody has.
2006-10-29 08:58:48 · answer #3 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old ones are the best
2006-10-29 09:39:37 · answer #4 · answered by bean 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats hilarious never heard that bfore
2006-10-29 09:09:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen as well
2006-10-29 09:12:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard this b4 and still love it now....hahahahah xxx
2006-10-29 08:59:10 · answer #7 · answered by clicky j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it i swear i say that prayer everynight NO MEN
2006-10-29 09:13:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope your batteries run flat !! lol :-)
2006-10-29 09:00:19 · answer #9 · answered by Bill L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmmmmmm... no comment
2006-10-29 09:01:25 · answer #10 · answered by Shoush 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋