This guy who has a very small penis met a man who claims to have miracle medicines and gets a bottle of magic pills.
"Take only one a day for a month" says the medicine man. Our hero too impatient and swallows all 30 tables at once. His member started grow, grow &grow. Very soon body cannot cope the demand and he dies and buried but the medicine is too potent his penis keeps growing in grave!!
The graveyard's caretaker sees it grow out of the ground & cuts it off and buries it beside the body. It's time for another crop in the evening. Angry caretaker exhumes the body and buries it face down.
A week later around midnight- a man is walking by the graveyard when he sees a bunch of ghosts huddled together outside the graveyard a sort of emergency meeting. Some are sitting despair.
You look worried, what's the matter?
What shall we say brother!! through out the life we have got screwed and thought to have a peaceful life after death at least, but here too we getting screwed!!
2006-10-29 01:47:38 · 8 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Translated punch line in Hindi for the Indians :-
"kya batayen bhai sahib ... sare umar ga*d maraaye, socha tha marne ke baad chain
se so sake ge ... lekin yahaan bhi hamari mari ja rahi hai!"
2006-10-29 01:49:15 · update #1
takdeer hai gandoo to kaya karega pandoo
2006-10-29 12:50:02 · answer #1 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny!
2016-05-22 05:07:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
U naughty
2006-10-29 01:52:08 · answer #3 · answered by Alrahcam 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO keep them coming!
2006-10-29 01:53:53 · answer #4 · answered by monkay78 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heheheeeeeeeeeeeeee nice one
2006-10-29 01:54:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
u... not funny u r gross!!!!! i'm an indian but can't read hindi!
2006-10-29 01:54:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha =)
2006-10-29 01:50:57 · answer #7 · answered by mrandersen 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I AM PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN
LOL............ :)
2006-10-29 01:18:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋