For throwing out the W's.
2006-10-29 01:42:31 · 31 answers · asked by Coyote 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
more blondes at work...
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"
"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.
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2006-10-29 01:50:19 · answer #1 · answered by Zee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious didn't get it for a moment though what about this one
Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme
2006-10-29 01:59:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol took me ages to get that, think i was having a blonde moment hehe
2006-10-29 01:45:16 · answer #3 · answered by Welsh Gem* 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha
2006-10-29 01:46:46 · answer #4 · answered by alec c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because she didn't give the chocolate a chance to melt in her mouth instead of her hand...LOL
2006-10-29 01:46:04 · answer #5 · answered by shellybear0925 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am blonde...be careful...and my bf' brother was the one who stamped the M's on the m&m's...and he turned out top be a rocket scientist! TRUTH!!!!!!
2006-10-29 01:46:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
2006-10-29 01:46:53 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2006-10-29 01:46:20 · answer #8 · answered by iluvcascada 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny! You got my thumb's up!
2006-10-29 01:45:20 · answer #9 · answered by STEVE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, I just told my dad that!
2006-10-29 01:51:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋