Paddy The Construction Worker?

Question

goes to the doctor and says "Doc,oim constipated." The doc examines paddy for a minute and then says,"Lean over the table." Paddy leans over the table,the doctor Whacks paddy on the ar5e with a baseball bat,and then sends him into the bathroom.Paddy appears a few minutes later and says,"Doc oi feel grand,what was it,what should oi do? The doctor replied"stop wiping with cement bags."

Answer 1

That isn't as funny as some of your other jokes.

Answer 2

ha ha ha ha thats so funny you have brightened up my day what about this one:

For decades, two statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such good statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later of naughty fun, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."

Answer 3

Nyyyccceeeee!

Answer 4

Augh!!

Answer 5

v good

Answer 6

lol sick but funny

Answer 7

stupid but funny

Answer 8

Ho Ok.

Answer 9

that is so stupid but brill- thanks i love it.