it is a china figurine i used super glue to try and fix it but i glued the nose on up side down shes going to kill me when she gets home what should i do btw it is a one of a kind and cannot be replaced
2006-10-29 01:25:54 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
i am going to blame the cat do you know were i can get one from
2006-10-29 01:37:04 · update #1
i found a cat out side and put some super glue on its paws to make it look like the cat had done it but now the cat is stuck to the carpet ..nightmare
2006-10-29 01:42:36 · update #2
Smash the figurine again. Strip naked and hog tie yourself, manoevre yourself so that you are leaning over the settee or coffee table - when your wife comes home tell her that you were broken into and that they took terrible libertys with your back passage as well as her ornament! Then she will feel so sorry for you that she won't worry about it!!
2006-10-29 03:34:18 · answer #1 · answered by libbyft 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Way to Go Dude !!!
Show her that you is the man !! Keep that Pimp Hand Strong!!!
Now how/why did you smash it ?? IF it was because of an argument and you got mad at her and she left the room and you upped and smashed the figurine.... Well dude you lost major cool points. Its not like that figurine was talking smack to you. or was it ?? Anyrate you should have been the bigger man and walked away. Buy your wife flowers, chocolate, clean up the house, make her favorite dinner, run the bath for her, give her a massage, and when she is just about to drift off to sleep tell her that it was an accident, you temporarily lost your mind. She will believe that. (All women believe that men have lost their minds) And then tell you that you are very sorry and promise to never do it again.
2006-10-29 01:32:07 · answer #2 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How big is this nose? She probably wont look close enough for about 15 years to notice! Then say it must have been like that when she brought it!
btw, the cat will be dead by then, so if she insists, blame the cat, say it was about 15 years ago, and you didn't realise it was upside down!
2006-10-29 03:20:30 · answer #3 · answered by Thia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have got some serious making up to do here matey...jeeeez...sorry but it did make me giggle when you said you stuck the nose on upside down...snort....how did you manage to smash it anyway...think the best thing to do is to come clean, cos she is gonna be as mad as hell if you don;t tell her, bound to spot the uspide down nose thing...by the way, if you wanna borrow Richard the Turd (my very accident prone cat) and pass him off as the offender, come pick him up now, failing that, I would go and invest in a cosy dog house, cos you're gonna be in one for a while!!!GOOD LUCK
2006-10-29 01:43:10 · answer #4 · answered by widow_purple 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be honest.
It is the only way.
If she cares for you more than the figurine she will learn to live with it.
But don't expect miracles.
Girls have their own way and time of healing.
Put a bottle of something in the fridge too. For all possibilities!!
2006-10-29 01:39:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I suggest you quickly get caught having sex with a prostitute in a notorious drug den or doing a George Michael in your local public toilets and then the broken china will seem so trivial I'm sure she'll hardly mention it?
2006-10-29 01:29:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Own up and admit that you're human - she may even see the funny side of the upside down nose. Unless of course you where playing golf indoors - in which case pack your bags!!
2006-10-29 01:28:45 · answer #7 · answered by mark 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
break a window and say you were burgled and say the ham fist ed sods broke your best china and ransacked the house, but all I'm concerned with is your china my darling, even when they had wrecked the house( really you need to tidy before your wife returned) good luck
2006-10-29 01:33:17 · answer #8 · answered by leigh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blame it on the cat. Always worked for me.
2006-10-29 01:32:33 · answer #9 · answered by 13th Floor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blame it on the cat. If you haven't got one then it's time to put on a crash helmet and some body armour. Brace yourself!
2006-10-29 01:30:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋