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When she has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil!

2006-10-29 01:25:51 · 15 answers · asked by Coyote 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

hahahahaha........

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.
A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"

"Why, officer?" asks the blonde.

"Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed."

"Oh my goodness," exclaims the blonde, "I must have left my baby on the bus!"

2006-10-29 01:40:24 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0 0

i'm naturally blonde with a masters degree but i don't get it- i've never written with a tampon before!

2006-10-29 01:29:26 · answer #2 · answered by brainlady 6 · 3 0

eugh, guess she will continue to have a bad day until she finds her pencil

2006-10-29 01:29:05 · answer #3 · answered by ANGEL-T 3 · 0 0

hahahahahahahahaha thats hilarious it wont take her long to find the pencil though

2006-10-29 01:48:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When she has a lump down her throat,and a string hanging out of her mouth.

2006-10-29 01:35:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

THANKS for making me start off the day with a good laugh! Now I have to email everyone so they can start off the day with a smile also.

2006-10-29 01:35:39 · answer #6 · answered by cgslady96 2 · 1 0

thats mean------like youve never made a mistake! its not just blondes!

2006-10-29 06:39:25 · answer #7 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0 0

ewww but its funny, in a way

2006-10-29 03:20:12 · answer #8 · answered by I'm So Weird 1 · 0 0

WOW !!!

That's a very good one. Thank You !!!

2006-10-29 01:31:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahahaha

2006-10-29 01:28:06 · answer #10 · answered by Tracy 3 · 0 0

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