Santa has decided he has had enough of Cookies and milk left for him to enjoy after leaving the presents.
This year he wants Viagra and K-Y
2006-10-29 01:05:17 · 15 answers · asked by barrettins 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my God.....The poor..poor..Reindeer. Quick someone warn the Elfs too. Oh my God.
2006-10-29 01:09:55 · answer #1 · answered by R W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think barrettin..might have confused Santa with the Indian Santa..
2006-10-29 01:10:23 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep I will leave Santa cookies with chocolate frosting made with Ex-Lax. Then lock all the bathroom doors. To see where his 'Ho ho ho' ends... Hey maybe I can even get to find his North Pole hideout by following the evidence trail!
2016-05-22 05:04:04 · answer #3 · answered by Susan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he gaines tons of pounds because of the cookies and milk he eats every Christmas.You should probably try low fat cookies and skimmed milk!
2006-10-29 01:23:20 · answer #4 · answered by Da Man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am waiting for santa with a BIG surprise....a massage, soft music, and strawberry fondue w/ chocolate...then i will give him MY present to him....he will depart with a HO! HO! HO!.....then I will take him in my arms and before a raging fire we will dance to something ethereal....... then I will left him shower and get bck into his garb and go on his way....oh BTW time will stop for all of this, and he WILL make his appointed rounds....so no one has to worry! *wink*
2006-10-29 01:09:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny but i think i'll stick to the cookies and milk.
2006-10-29 01:10:00 · answer #6 · answered by iluvcascada 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's celebrate Halloween first, then Thanksgiving. It's too early to think of Christmas. You're like my neighbor...this is October and he's putting up all of his outside Christmas decorations up. Oh boy!! (lol)
2006-10-29 01:09:19 · answer #7 · answered by hillaryc59bc 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
santa always loves to get paid for all his hard work, so I would say cold hard cash would do the trick!
2006-10-29 01:07:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How bout a steak and some coffee?
2006-10-29 01:42:19 · answer #9 · answered by terra_chan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whos the viagra for...
2006-10-29 01:10:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋