A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio was not working.
"Madam," said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and you will hear exactly that!"
She drove out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio and said, "Nelson."
The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?"
She was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.
She was stopped at a traffic light enjoying "On The Road Again" when the light turned green and she pulled out. Suddenly an enormous sports utility vehicle coming from the street she was crossing sped toward her, obviously not paying attention to the light. She swerved and narrowly missed a collision.
"Idiot!" she yelled and, from the radio, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States."
2006-10-29 01:01:58 · 14 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ive heard a similar one
As the woman is driving along a youngster rides out in front of her on a scooter, making her swerve to miss him
The woman yells "f*****g kids"
And the radio plays Micheal Jackson
Plus I agree with the others-
Calling "dubya" Bush an idiot, is giving him to much credit.
2006-10-29 01:17:34 · answer #1 · answered by TOP DOG 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If some one hear it - the radio programmer can be punished under Official Secrets Act of US - you know.
2006-10-29 08:19:01 · answer #2 · answered by Alrahcam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't like Bush but gosh that was a long bad joke. Wasn't even funny just a waste of time to read.
2006-10-29 08:03:28 · answer #3 · answered by happy g 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha! That's funny! But I watched "Death of a President" last night. So... no...
2006-10-29 08:04:55 · answer #4 · answered by neocarleen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny and totally true. But surely he's worse than that.
2006-10-29 08:13:44 · answer #5 · answered by iluvcascada 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha thats hilarious.....yes i agree with it totally, but then on the upside, i dont have to live under his government either......
2006-10-29 08:08:22 · answer #6 · answered by Mintjulip 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,its like those mobiles you say the name and it calls them,say ***** and it calls the person next to you lol
2006-10-29 08:04:35 · answer #7 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
idiot I DON"T THINK SO!!! Give credit where credit is due. He's not that smart!! Have fun!!!
2006-10-29 08:06:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh... poor bush LOL
2006-10-29 08:03:07 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame but ok he deserves it anyways
2006-10-29 08:04:29 · answer #10 · answered by the freakin' analyst 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋