This gal goes into a tatoo parlor and asks the guy to tatoo a picture of Elvis on her knees. When the job is done she looks in the miirror and does not like what she sees. She says that is not Elvis.
So an arguement ensues as she does not want to pay. The tatoo guys says let's get anothe opinion. So he walks out on the street and grabs the first guy he comes to which just happens to be the town drunk. He brings him back in the shop.....points at the gals knees and says who does that look like. The drunk gets down on all fours and examines for quite a while. Then he looks at the tatoo guy and said "the one on the left and right looks like Elvis Presley. The one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson".
2006-10-29 00:44:49 · 11 answers · asked by barrettins 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok.....i finally got it....had to read it a few times....lol...pretty good
i called my mother....she is always wanting to hear jokes...you should have heard her laughing
funny....very funny
2006-10-29 01:40:07 · answer #1 · answered by Bobbi N 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No bad. a 9 for you
2006-10-29 01:55:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's quite funny.
2006-10-29 01:42:44 · answer #3 · answered by iluvcascada 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is funny. I'm still laughing.
2006-10-29 00:49:40 · answer #4 · answered by no nickname 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny
2006-10-29 01:03:58 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good.
2006-10-29 00:47:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you considered becoming a comedian?
2006-10-29 01:26:27 · answer #7 · answered by Da Man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ok good one
2006-10-29 01:05:36 · answer #8 · answered by the freakin' analyst 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL too funny!
:D
2006-10-29 01:19:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
to true to true
2006-10-29 00:56:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋