This guy is in bed with a gal and her husband comes home. The guy jumps into the closet and closes the door... The woman's kid is in the closet also. After awhile the kid says it sure is dark in here. The guy is surprised the kid is in there but gains his composure and says "kid how much would it take to keep you quiet? The kid says $100 so do it. So the guy gives the kid $100
Later that day the kids dad wants to know where an 8 year old got $100. The kid tells his dad "I did something bad but I don't to talk about it" So the dad tells the boy well you should go and confess your sins to the priest.
So the boy goes to church and goes into the confessional. Then the priest walks in. The boy says "it sure is dark in here". And the priest says "look here Kid. This is my turf. You ain't gettin' another $100 from me again.
2006-10-29 00:29:02 · 13 answers · asked by barrettins 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha.......a good joke.....made me chuckle.......and yes, it is sure dark in there...where you know....LMAO
2006-10-29 00:42:51 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait , how did the kid get away from the priest ??And what was the priest doing with a woman ? I can believe the priest gave the money to keep the kid quiet though !!!
2006-10-29 07:40:36 · answer #2 · answered by rocknrod04 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha an insane priest, nice business for the kid though
2006-10-29 08:02:15 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one. I'll have to remember this one for sure.
2006-10-29 07:35:50 · answer #4 · answered by no nickname 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that's what i call a joke thumbs up to you
2006-10-29 07:32:45 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee haw.
2006-10-29 07:40:04 · answer #6 · answered by Scratch-N-Sniff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-29 07:32:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another one caught out
2006-10-29 07:55:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute joke
2006-10-29 08:22:44 · answer #9 · answered by k s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha thats hilarious, very clever!
2006-10-29 08:42:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋