And says, "Father, Father, this man on crutches came into the church, stood by the statue of Jesus, said a few prayers and threw his crutches into the air". The priest replies, "That's wonderful my son. Where is this man now?" The kid says, "He's laying flat on his face".
2006-10-29 00:18:12 · 8 answers · asked by The professor 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now thats a joke lmao
2006-10-29 00:21:11 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...the professor has taught the kid suitably.........
One for the Professor:
A young boy goes to the zoo with his father. As they are passing the elephant exhibit the youngster looks over at the elephant.
After a few seconds he turns to his Dad and asks "Dad, what's that hanging down from the elephant?"
His father replies "That's his trunk son."
"No, no, Dad," says the boy, "at the back."
"Oh, that's his tail" replies his father.
"No, Dad," the boy says, "Between his legs."
The father looks over and replies "That's his penis, son."
The young lad thinks about the answer for a minute, and then says to his father "Last week Mommy told me that was nothing."
"Well son," replies his father, "You have to remember that your mother is a very spoiled woman."
2006-10-29 00:24:19 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was worth a snicker...thanks!
2006-10-29 00:20:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who woulda' guessed it.
2006-10-29 00:20:34 · answer #4 · answered by barrettins 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he could not take a joke
2006-10-29 00:58:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL hehe
2006-10-29 00:55:28 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's cute. ha ha
2006-10-29 00:23:29 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..
2006-10-29 00:48:06 · answer #8 · answered by pc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋