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Two worms live together on a golf course.
The 1st worm says, "What kind of day is it?"
The other worm says, I don't know, but I am going up and checking it out." And starts on his way up through the dirt.
At the same time, two lady golfers are walking along the fairway.
The 1st one says, "Jeez, I gotta wiz."
Her friend says, "Well, there's nobody else here on the course. Do it right here"
The 1st lady says, "Right here?"
Her friend says, "Yeah."
And she agrees to do it, - B-coz it helps this joke ;-)
She pulls down her skivvies, and lifts up her little golf dress and she squats. As she just started worm pokes his head up out of the grass right below her. She lets fly, and the worm gets drenched. He's dripping wet as he goes back down through the dirt.
The 1st worm looks at him and says, "Oh, it's raining, huh?"
The 2nd worm says, "Not only is it raining, it's raining so hard the birds are building their nests upside-down."

2006-10-29 00:16:56 · 20 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

(^.^) heehee upside down huh ... lol

2006-10-29 00:37:46 · answer #1 · answered by sakura4eternity 5 · 1 0

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2016-11-26 01:50:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Good one (Personally like the"B coz it helps this joke bit) HA!

2006-10-29 00:40:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

PD
i loved it anymore like that one lmao

2006-10-29 00:22:05 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0 0

Gut Joke .... Hehe

2006-10-29 00:23:53 · answer #5 · answered by HoHa 1 · 0 0

Cute, very cute LOL

2006-10-29 00:41:37 · answer #6 · answered by TOP DOG 4 · 0 0

funny

2006-10-29 04:39:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

wow too much time on the hands?

2006-10-29 00:20:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

You're right, naughty.

2006-10-29 00:48:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

rofl

2006-10-29 00:24:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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