I had posted these b4,posting it again for those who missed
From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small
island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.
"Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain.
"I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts"
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them
anything."
Q: Why do people seem to read the Bible a lot more as they get
older.
A: They're cramming for their finals.
1st thief, "Police! Quick! jump out of the window!"
2nd thief, "But this is the 13th floor"
1st: "Hurry! This is no time to be superstitious"
A drunk got into a taxi and told the driver, "Take me to The
Piccadely Hotel."
The taxi driver turned round and said, "But we are at The
Piccadely Hotel, we're parked right outside it." 'That's fine then,
but next time, don't drive so damn fast!"
2006-10-28 22:24:42 · 11 answers · asked by asdf 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL .... lovely thanks
I enjoyed them.... lol
Hope you are enjoying your weekend.
2006-10-28 23:46:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi Mac
now they are jokes, LMAO thumbs up 4 you
2006-10-29 06:39:55 · answer #2 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
CooOool stuff. never heard them before!!
and Aloha for Mr. Robinson (bearded one).
Thumbs up pal!
2006-10-29 05:41:47 · answer #3 · answered by A J 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had posted these b4,posting it again....just to loose 5 points, which I am having plenty...hahahaha
2006-10-29 05:34:54 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
pretty good jokes. an 9 I give you.
2006-10-29 06:24:52 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-29 12:48:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are very original, never heard any of them before. cool!!
2006-10-29 05:32:01 · answer #7 · answered by sexy j 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i like um
2006-10-29 06:44:55 · answer #8 · answered by Chocolate_Bunny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lol
2006-10-29 05:35:54 · answer #9 · answered by Maxwell O 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey! that was....HILARIOUS!!! thanx
2006-10-29 06:55:44 · answer #10 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋