Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.
"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About a half mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
"My what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf."
With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off? I'm trying to poop!"
2006-10-28 20:49:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now thats good Russian
2006-10-28 23:54:22 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It really is. Anyone who tells you otherwise is probably the Dale Gribbel type of person. The real people you should trust on this issue are structual engineers who have done years of studying the 9/11 attacks and concluded that both the WTC and Pentagon were taken out only by the airplanes, and that the government did not demolish them in any fashion. There are great studies done by Purdue on this matter. You can find videos they made on youtube. They created hypothetical s to see what would happen if a plane flew into the WTC or the Pentagon. Their results perfectly matched what we all saw on TV. Don't believe the hype from those conspiracy wack jobs on the internet, you'll just end up looking crazy too.
2016-05-22 04:54:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha Ü
2006-10-30 02:16:49 · answer #3 · answered by maesam 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love this joke, I'm going to tell it to my nephews
2006-10-28 20:55:06 · answer #4 · answered by TheOnlyOne_05 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol lol oh my that a good laugh for sure. Loved it.
2006-10-28 23:31:03 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one ha ha
I thought it was going to end up being dirty but it was cute
2006-10-28 20:51:31 · answer #6 · answered by RWIZ 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL I didn't see that one comin!! Thanks for the laugh!! hehehe I'm still laugin from some of your other ones...
2006-11-01 17:04:35 · answer #7 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's when grandma got out....
2006-10-28 20:51:49 · answer #8 · answered by Luken 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-29 04:50:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No........I have heard it many times......
2006-10-28 20:57:42 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋