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A taxi driver who hit four parked cars and drove through a department store was being interviewed by police.

"You say you lost control of your cab after your passenger tapped you on the shoulder?"

"Yes. It scared the bejeebers out of me."

"How so?"

"I just changed jobs after 20 years of driving a hearse."

2006-10-28 18:10:52 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

35 answers

Maybe a 3.

To help gauge my idea of a 3: What do you call a cross between a tiger and a canary?

You don't know?

I don't know either, but when he starts chirping, you'd better listen!

The first time I heard it, I would have called it 6 or 7. The second time, 5. By the time I'd heard it about 30 times, it had dropped to 2 and I stopped telling it so often.

2006-10-28 18:18:23 · answer #1 · answered by brightpool 3 · 0 2

10

2006-10-28 18:39:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

4

2006-10-28 18:21:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

7

2006-10-28 19:08:32 · answer #4 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0 0

7

2006-10-28 18:13:45 · answer #5 · answered by ~it's me~ 4 · 0 0

7

2006-10-28 18:13:00 · answer #6 · answered by music l 1 · 1 0

7

2006-10-28 18:12:52 · answer #7 · answered by Arts 6 · 1 0

6

2006-10-28 20:14:12 · answer #8 · answered by kitty 4 · 0 0

8

2006-10-28 18:12:41 · answer #9 · answered by dudeha 4 · 1 1

Oldie 3/10

2006-10-29 00:13:47 · answer #10 · answered by edison 5 · 0 0

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