I mean its eternity right for people to go Heaven and Hell, but doesnt it sound a bit depressing like being somwhere forever, what cud Jesus be possibly doing in Heaven all this time and also the other people including Prophets who are meant to b there.
2006-10-28 17:28:47 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
he finally got bored and started sinning.
How can time be absent in heaven? If you're doing something, that takes time! no matter where you are.
2006-10-28 17:37:22 · answer #1 · answered by The Riddler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, Jesus is looking over us and talking to god about all the naughty people (he sits on the right hand side of god) so they have A LOT to talk about.
it says in the bible some where, "I am he who was, who is, and is coming!" so he's probably planning his vacation from heaven any time now!! but all the people who go there, they don't get bored!! it's not like you sit on clouds all day and play harps!! I'm sure there's heaps of fun things to do, and new people to meet!!!
it's a lot better being bored in heaven then burning forever in hell, tho, don't you think??
2006-10-29 00:33:38 · answer #2 · answered by RandomChickSam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believ in a life after death. I know I am going to get hate mail for this. Few people are tolerant to people having different beliefs.
i'll try to give you a humourous answer and you may decide if I deserve 10 points for my originality.
Jesus is filling, filing and archiving paperwork for soon to be departed, recently departed and old souls that are soon to arrive, have recently arrived and arrived a long time ago to Heaven. He pays the angels to help him do paperwork. He recieves news about soon-to-be-released-from-purgatory souls. And he wages war against Democrats by giving power to the Republicans.
I am not american and I do not sympathize with Republicans.
2006-10-29 00:44:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If Jesus has spent the last 2000 years looking down on us (even in the toilet) I think it's time to face the truth. "Jesus is a pervert" & whats more he's a peeping tom.
Anyway first thing I'm doing when I get to heaven is get those seven dwarves a bigger pad, oh no hang on that's Snow White, I always get religion and fairy tales mixed up. Can't imagine why!
2006-10-29 00:42:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I imagine Jesus Joseph his foster-father and a lot of other people are building mansions. Jesus said that there are a lot of mansions in heaven; and the more people go to heaven, the more they will need. It would be really awesome to live in a mansion built by Jesus and Joseph.
(I also imagine that God enjoys hearing what we imagine about heaven.)
2006-10-29 01:32:40 · answer #5 · answered by The First Dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since time ceases to exist in Heaven, the people you left behind are already there. How can it be depressing?
2006-10-29 00:34:11 · answer #6 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last of prophets in the order of time was Malachias.
Latin Vulgate
Douay-Rheims Bible
Second Epistle Of Saint Peter
Chapter 2
1 But there were also false prophets among the people, even as there shall be among you lying teachers, who shall bring in sects of perdition, and deny the Lord who bought them: bringing upon themselves swift destruction. 2 And many shall follow their riotousnesses, through whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of. 3 And through covetousness shall they with feigned words make merchandise of you. Whose judgment now of a long time lingereth not, and their perdition slumbereth not. 4 For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but delivered them, drawn down by infernal ropes to the lower hell, unto torments, to be reserved unto judgment
11 Whereas angels who are greater in strength and power, bring not against themselves a railing judgment. 12 But these men, as irrational beasts, naturally tending to the snare and to destruction, blaspheming those things which they know not, shall perish in their corruption, 13 Receiving the reward of their injustice, counting for a pleasure the delights of a day: stains and spots, sporting themselves to excess, rioting in their feasts with you: 14 Having eyes full of adultery and of sin that ceaseth not: alluring unstable souls, having their heart exercised with covetousness, children of malediction
2006-10-30 17:18:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good question. Also, if you have to be so moral to get into heaven, does that mean you must continue to be that moral IN heaven?
2006-10-29 00:41:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is Heaven. You can't possibly imagine how awesome it will be. Time isn't the same up there anyway.
2006-10-29 00:31:53 · answer #9 · answered by luvnlvn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He and the prophets are teaching people who didn't hear their message while on earth (or had a hard time with it), and He's probably getting ready to come back here.
2006-10-29 00:35:25 · answer #10 · answered by Rainfog 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋