A farmer in Macon, Georgia, had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.
At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything fifty-fifty. The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they agreed to drive thirty miles each, and find a field in which to let the pigs mate.
The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 a.m., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only vehicle he had, and drove the thirty miles.
While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they are pregnant?"
The other farmer replied, "If they're in the grass in the morning, they're pregnant, if they're in the mud, they're not."
The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again.
This continued each morning for more than a week.
One morning the farmer was so tired, he couldn't get out of bed. He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass."
"Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn."
2006-10-28 17:06:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh boy that is funny.
Made my day.
I gotta tell that to my in laws who raise pigs. They could use a laugh too!
2006-10-28 17:29:09 · answer #1 · answered by Johnny B Goode 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Great joke. Maybe the male ones had condoms. XD
How's this one?
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Again?
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.
Man: Hmmm...
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.....
2006-10-28 18:48:14 · answer #2 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard this joke many times,but i still laugh every time i hear it.
2006-10-30 14:18:08 · answer #3 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I still find this joke very funny.
2006-10-28 17:34:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes pigs are smart but not that smart.
2006-10-28 17:26:30 · answer #5 · answered by Douglas R 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ohhhhh, I love it. Still laughing!!!!!!
2006-10-28 17:12:04 · answer #6 · answered by valerie v 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
does she mean the kids?
2006-10-28 17:11:11 · answer #7 · answered by izyorke4767 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i hope not
2006-10-28 17:31:30 · answer #8 · answered by #1 AFI FAN 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
aww....thats just wrong....
2006-10-28 17:15:40 · answer #9 · answered by mr_pokealot 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol that was good. Thanks
2006-10-29 00:27:43 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋