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2006-10-28 15:57:03 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

MDTP: You're killin' me, LMAO!!!

2006-10-28 16:01:49 · update #1

Good evening, Miss Texas, and lots of hugs:-)

2006-10-28 16:02:41 · update #2

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honey, if you've been impregnecated by a christian, crush those pills up and snort them........

2006-10-28 16:02:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Yes, as long as it's a valid prescription in the state or province in which it was written, and there is no reason to believe that the treatment would be harmful to the patient.

God would, of course, check for drug interactions, and ask the patient whether she smokes, since this may increase the risk of blood clotting and cardiovascular problems.

2006-10-28 16:05:24 · answer #2 · answered by samphire2003 2 · 0 0

God is a pharmisist! He hands out cures everyday. All you got to do is ask believing! How hard is that? He will even give you some better wisdom if you would humble yourself and Pray and turn from your wicked way!

After all he did die for you in your place for your sins and He rose victorious over death hell and the grave and now He sits at the right hand of the Father and ever liveth to make intercession for you.

2006-10-28 16:06:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Not if he worked at WalMart! Which I think he does - moonlighting, as a greeter. He is also the little voice telling all the overworked and underpaid employees there to join the union, quick. God works in mysterious ways, you know.

2006-10-28 16:03:13 · answer #4 · answered by happy heathen 4 · 0 1

I have had pharmacists who thought they were God but I can't claim I know what the 'real God' would do.

2006-10-28 17:13:22 · answer #5 · answered by a_delphic_oracle 6 · 0 0

I think as long as you are not terminating (morning after pill) birth control is fine
Also as long as you and your husband really seek the will for your family as far as the number of kids He wants you to have.
God will accomplish what He wants to with our w/o birth control

2006-10-28 16:03:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

What about weed for people with glaucoma? God made all the plants supposedly, so if it came from god, it can't be bad.

2006-10-29 04:39:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

OMG--did someone actually call pharmacists witches?!?!? what an idiot! these people should all be spayed and neutered before they pass on their moronic genes and mentally castrate the human race

2006-10-28 16:09:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

gave us knowledge and freewill so what will we do with both yes he would but if a baby is to be born than not even the pill will stop it

2006-10-28 16:03:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes! She would have them on SPECIAL, 1/2 price!

2006-10-28 16:01:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

probably not. Hope china does not recognize what birth control has done here.

2006-10-28 18:26:26 · answer #11 · answered by icheeknows 5 · 0 0

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