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Mine does. I'm not totally disgusted but I just wonder why he does such weird and strange things that I've never read about in the Bible. But he said that he is sanctioned by God to do all this. He said that God would strike me down if I ever told anyone about it. So, I'm not telling you anymore than that.

2006-10-28 15:52:18 · 11 answers · asked by Ask Donna 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

11 answers

WHAT??

is he praying all funny?? does he sacrifice stuf??

it sounds illegal because he's making you stay quiet about it. if he were TRULY of God, he'd have no problem with you letting people know.

actually, it's in the Bible. one should seek council when confused.

but for real, if he's being creepy, tell someone! dont wait until he starts sacrificing newborns or something

2006-10-28 15:57:09 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs. Ben Dover 2 · 0 0

Sounds like you need to find a Pastor that knows God in Spirit and Truth.God ' s Word is the standard for all practices to be performed in the church.God's Pastors are not to" LORD "over
God's Heritage.God would never strike you down for enquiring about questionable practices performed by your "pastor"..BEEN THERE DONE THAT........GO AWAY FROM THAT "Pastor"
and closer to GOD....

2006-10-28 23:00:19 · answer #2 · answered by compused 2 · 1 0

The preacher is a servant of Satan and not of God. God does not sanction the things you imply. God does not strike people down today. That is back-woods tradition.

2006-10-28 22:55:52 · answer #3 · answered by mesquiteskeetr 6 · 1 1

My pastor performs secret bathroom rituals. Close, but no cigar

2006-10-28 22:55:36 · answer #4 · answered by heyrobo 6 · 1 0

Your avatar looks like that freaky scientist (Brent Spiner) from the 1996 file Independance Day! :)

http://imdb.com/name/nm0000653/

2006-10-28 23:01:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I just always assumed he smoked a bowl of sinsemilian before he came out and embarrassed himsel in front of the congregation,,,,,

2006-10-28 22:58:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

*big sigh* Donna.
You really need some new material.
Not so amusing anymore.

2006-10-28 22:55:39 · answer #7 · answered by <><><> 6 · 0 1

Call 911 if this is true... which I doubt.

2006-10-28 22:56:23 · answer #8 · answered by notyou311 7 · 1 0

run as fast as you can and not go back bless you

2006-10-28 22:54:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

HAHAHA--jersygurl didn't get it!

2006-10-28 23:04:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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